{"id":96,"date":"2008-02-26T10:10:10","date_gmt":"2008-02-26T19:10:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/26\/junk-mails-advice-to-save-money\/"},"modified":"2008-02-26T10:10:10","modified_gmt":"2008-02-26T19:10:10","slug":"junk-mails-advice-to-save-money","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/2008\/02\/26\/junk-mails-advice-to-save-money\/","title":{"rendered":"Junk Mail&#8217;s Advice To Save Money"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><strong>me<\/strong>: I just got this in my junk mail &#8220;IF YOU WANT TO FUCK SOMEBODY, FUCK YOURSELF &amp; SAVE YOUR MONEY!&#8221;<br \/>\n<strong>Alex<\/strong>: rofl<br \/>\n<strong>Alex<\/strong>: that&#8217;s actually pretty good advice<br \/>\n<strong>me<\/strong>: I KNOW RIGHT?<br \/>\n<strong>Alex<\/strong>: snicker<br \/>\n<strong>me<\/strong>: The most profound thing I have heard all day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>me: I just got this in my junk mail &#8220;IF YOU WANT TO FUCK SOMEBODY, FUCK YOURSELF &amp; SAVE YOUR MONEY!&#8221; Alex: rofl Alex: that&#8217;s actually pretty good advice me: I KNOW RIGHT? Alex: snicker me: The most profound thing I have heard all day<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_import_markdown_pro_load_document_selector":0,"_import_markdown_pro_submit_text_textarea":"","_mi_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_is_tweetstorm":false,"jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","enabled":false}}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p1qkdN-1y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96"}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=96"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/96\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=96"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=96"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.yousephtanha.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=96"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}