The Best Worst Movie Ever

Never Back DownFor weeks, I mean weeks, Zaine has been talking about “Never Back Down“. Ever since he saw the movie trailer for it at the showing for CloverField he has gone on and on about how “Never Back Down” is going to be so shitty that it will be great. It will just be a great old school fight movie.

Well Friday night was opening night for the movie and he talked me into going. I really am glad I went. We went to the late 9:50pm showing. By the time we got to the theater we were both so excited for how bad we thought this movie was going to be. With Popcorn and soda in hand we found our seats and waited for the movie to start.

By the time the movie was over both Zaine and myself felt like our expectations where met. This movie was quite possibly the best, worst movie ever in the history of time. It was like Snakes On A Plane 2.0. This move was just so terrible that it was great! We laughed so hard at how bad it was. The bad acting. The over acting. The zippy one liners. The Music video style of directing. Just talking about it makes me want to see it again.

In fact, we might just go again tonight!

Just Another Day At Work

This morning at work has been busier then normal. Juneau experienced a power outage last night. So this morning we have all be busy trying to pick up the fallen pieces of down servers and panicked clients.

Since he got into the office this morning, Zaine (one of my co-workers) has been trouble shooting a VOIP phone server installation we have been having issues with. Normally Chris works on issues like this but he recently handed it off for Zaine to work on.

So the office is half empty and those of us here are hard at work when out from the corner of the office I hear Zaine shout at full volume “Someone here owes me a fucking blow job!”

Now Zaine is known for saying off the wall things at random times. But this could not have been at a more perfect time because just as he shouted “Someone here owes me a fucking blow job!” someone from down the hall walks by our open office door and and just busts out laughing which caused all of us in our office to burst out in laughter.

After Zaine’s face color, which was a bright red returned back to normal. He finally explained “I just did something in 1 hour that Chris has been working on for over week”.

It’s having stories like this to tell over, and over that make my day.