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Transformers Review Issue 17: The Smelting Pool!

Youseph-Transformers-issue-017Talk about seeing how the other half lives. Issue 17 focuses on the Autobot, Blaster and the Transformers home world of Cyberton. If you have already read issue 10 you will have a slightly better understanding who this story ties in with the rest of the Transformers’ story up to this point. Now lets check out this wicked cover.

The cover of issue 17 is pretty intense. Unknown transformers, possibly just random inhabitants of Cyberton are shown with horrific expressions on their faces as they fight to stay alive within the “Smelting Pool”. Prominently featured up front is Blaster, an Autobot we have not been introduced to before. He is shown upside down and falling into the smelting pool. A look of horror across his fast as it appears he is experiencing his very last moments of life. In the far upper background of the cover are buildings. One of which is displaying a Decepticon logo with what appears to be several Decepticons watching the Transformers melt down below them as Blaster is free falling. The cover is colored in with red, orange, yellow, purple and white to convey how hot things are in this pool. Underneath and to the right of the white Transformers logo in a bright hello box which reads “MEANWHILE, BACK ON CYBERTRON…” On the left side of the cover written in bold orange reads, “INTO THE SMELTING POOL!”

Transformers issue 17 Cover

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Blaster, Being a bad ass.

Opening up on the Transformers’ home planet of Cybertron, Blaster, is waiting for his fellow Autobot, Scrounge. While he waits, Blaster is attacked by a Decepticon sweeping the area. Blaster makes short work of him, establishing himself, officially, as a badass.

So, while Blaster is waiting around for Scrounge and fighting off Deceptcons, Scrounge is breaking into a Decepticon base, Fortress Darkmount. Using the sensors attached to his special arm, Scourge records a transmission received by Shrapnel and other Decepticons, who claim it is of great importance. With the information gathered, Scourge attempts to leave the base, acidently trips an alarm. Scourge is captured just out side the base.

Blaster goes back to Autobase without Scourge and tries to convince his follow Autobots to help out with a search party. Base Commander Perceptor, argues that Scourge is not very reliable and that it would be a waste of resources to go looking for him. Perceptor finally agrees to allow the Autobots to look for Scrounge because his most of his fellow Autobots feel its what they should be doing.

Captured, Shrapnel escorts Scrounge to Decepticon commander Straxus. During a short Interrogation, Straxus destroys Scrounge’s special arm and orders that he be thrown into the smelting pool. The smelting pool is used to to melt down raw materials and Transformers and then uses the byproduct to aid in the Decepticons’ war effort.

Blaster. being a badass, again.

Blaster. being a badass, again.

The Autobots start questioning the poor, fuel starved Empties, about scrounge’s disappearance. They learn of his capture by the Decepticons. All the Autobots, but blaster give up hope as he continues on alone with out their help. Blaster breaks into Darkmount, but is soon captured and brought before Straxus who orders his execution into the smelting pool.

In the hot pool, Blaster finds Scrounge, who is barely hanging on to life. Most of his body melted. Autobots arrive to save blaster, but Scrounge is do far gone to save. Before his death he is able to pass on the recording of the Decepticon message to Blaster just before he is pulled out of the smelting pool by a fellow Autobot.

After the escape, the Autobots listen to Scrounge’s recording and learn that Optimus Prime and the other Autobots are alive on Earth.

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My Thoughts On Issue 17

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Let me start with the cover art here. As cool as it is, I don’t know if I saw it on the news stand back in 1986 if I would be as captivated as the folks at Marvel hopped it would be.

This is the first appearance of Blaster in the comic books and he quickly establishes himself as a major Autobot badass when he takes out a Decepticon hunter in the first pages. If I where buying this comic as a kid in 1986 and had concerned of it sucking, my concerns would have been levitated with in the first few panels.

Nothing really jumped out at me art wise. The book is drawn well. Just, nothing jumped out at me as amazing. I did enjoy seeing several deceptions in the background that I recognized, but have not seen in the comic book before. The Insecticons would be a good example. Seeing Perceptor was also awesome. Though he comes off more like very direct and almost as cold and calculating as Soundwave.

A very solid story and our first real look at Cyberton since the first issue. Judging by some of the letters I read in the Transmission section of a few of the last comics, a story on Cyberton had been most requested. Its nice to see the powers at be over at Marvel listened to the fans.

Transmission Letters This Issue.

Transformers-Issue-17-TransmissionsDear Bob,
I thoroughly enjoyed TRANSFORMERS #12. I’m happy that Optimus Prime finally got his head back on his body. IO couldn’t wait until he started blasting some Decepticons again, especially Shockwave. I despise Shockwave!
I really like what Bob Budiansky is doing with this book. The characterizations of the Transformers, as well as the humans, are exceptionally good. I’m sorry to see Buster Witwicky give up the Creation Matrix, thought. I thought that he would have made a great Super Hero if he had kept his powers. I was thinking that maybe he could fight Circuit Breaker, or something.
Anyway, I’d also like to say that I think the art is really getting better on the book. Even though I have bought every issue of TRANSFORMERS, I was not too happy with the art at first. I must say, thought, that I really enjoy reading the book now knowing the art is finally in good hands.
I just can’t wait until next issue when I finally see what Megatron has been up to. He is my favorite Decepticon and I’ve wanted to see him again since he disappearance many months ago. I knew he wasn’t dead! When he returns, thought, please show him in more issues, OK?
Steve Marino
Bayside, NY

For you, Steve – anything!

Dear TRANSFORMERS crew,
I have just finished reading TRANSFORMERS #12, and I would like to say that I think it was really great. I mean, it’s about time that Optimus Prime got back into action. I was beginning to worry that his bodily circuits would atrophy. I really loved the way he trashed those Decepti-Rats at the end. The Big Op has been in a position of helpless inactivity for far too long.
I would also like to say that I think Buster Witwicky and Jessie are two great characters in the book. their involvement in the story and their relationship with each other – and the Autobots – add a lot of humanity and warmth to this giant robot story. no matter what else you do, Bob, please keep them in the story.
There is one thing that bothers me thought. I don’t see why Optimus Prime didn’t blast Shockwave when he had the chance. It would have only taken a second, and he still would have had time to rescue Buster. In any case, don’t do any sneaky Shockwave comebacks. that would annoy me since he sank like a rock when he fell in the swamp. Also, when will we learn what has happened on Cybertron? I want to know. In any case, your comic is fantastic. Keep up the great work!
David B. Mitchell
Berkeley, CA

Well, Dave, In this very issue you see what has become of Cybertron – and we’ll bet it’s not like anything you expected! As for Shockwave – did you think that we would ever bring shockwave back on the sly? Us? Would we do something like that? Davie – You cut us to the quick.

Dear Sir,
I have recently begun purchasing your TRANSFORMERS series. I began reading it with TRANSFORMERS #12 and I really enjoyed it. I collected the figures and watch the TV show also. I really want the first eleven issues, thought. I have to know how the story started. Is there any way that you can help me?
Jeff Lyczak
Morrisville, PA

Sorry, Jeff, but Marvel Comics does not sell back issues. In order to get back ISSUES of a certain comic, like TRANSFORMERS, you can either order them from the stores which advertise within these comics, or you can consult your local yellow Pages for the comic shops in your area. We;re sure they would be happy to help you out.

Dear Marvel,
I have been collecting TRANSFORMERS figures since they where created and I have also collected the comic since it began. I enjoy both of them greatly. TRANSFORMERS #12 is another great issue from you guys at Marvel. I’m glad to see Optimus with his head back, again! I think Bob is doing a great job on TRANSFORMERS, but I wish that I could see more of my favorite character, Jetfire. I figure now that Optimus Prime has the Creation Matrix again, he’ll be able to give Jetfire a mind of his own. That would really make me happy.
the only thing that would make me even happier would be to see a special comic devoted to all of the TRANSFORMERS individually, a TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSE if you will. That would set me up for life. Well, goodbye and keep up the good work!
Tony Simms
Hanover, NH

What, huh, did you say that a TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSE book would really make you happy, Tony? Well, more than a few readers have shown interest in just that type of book. Read on…

Dear Sirs,
I have been collecting TRANSFORMERS since the beginning and I was wondering if you planned to do a special issue describing the new Transformers. If not, I think it would be a great idea to make a special issue describing all new and old TRANSFORMERS in different categories. The Dinobots, Constructicons, and Decepticons should be in it, too.
Thomas Lucker
Cheektowaga, NY

Dear Marvel,
I have been a TRANSFORMERS freak ever since I bought the first comic and figure. I personally think that they’re great and I hope they continue being made forever.
One question that I have been meaning to ask, though, is do you plan to release something which shows all of the TRANSFORMERS and their abilities? I would really like to see something like that in the near future.
Ken Hayes
Kamloops, BC Canada

Dear Guys,
… Hey, how about a comic like the MARVEL UNIVERSE except for TRANSFORMERS. That would really make my day, maybe even my year!
Lewis Long
Vorhees, NJ

Many of you have written letters requesting that we create a book about TRANSFORMERS in the same format as our MARVEL UNIVERSE, so we decided that it would be a good idea to make an OFFICIAL TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSE. we drafted a top editor for the book; namely Bob Harras. He is a pretty big name around here right now. Not only does he edit the Marvel titles X-FACTOR and the INCREDIBLE HULK, he has also written critically acclaimed stories in the pages of THOR, IRON MAN ANNUAL #7 and he is now working on the SHIELD Limited Series.
The TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSE isn’t scheduled to be on the stands for many months yet, but we’ve been getting so much mail suggesting it, we’ll be sure to be the first to announce its completion! (With any luck, we hope to preview some of the TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSE art work on this letters page very soon.) What do you think? Let’s keep hearing from you!
THE OFFICIAL TRANSFORMERS UNIVERSE is not the only project being worked on for TRANSFORMERS, Though. We thought you might be interested in yet another project being worked on at the present time – a full length animated TRANSFORMERS film! Yes, for the first time you will be able to see all of your favorite characters on the big screen. We are all anxiously waiting the motion picture epic, and you’ll do well to watch this letter column in the future months for more information concerning the film.

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Transformers Review Issue 16: Plight of the Bumblebee!

Youseph-Transformers-cover-16The suggestion was made last week on Reddit that I offer my own opinion on these Transformer comic reviews, rather then just post a synopsis of the story. This week, I will give that a shot. At the end of the synopsis, I will give my thoughts of this issue. I would love to hear your feed back on this and if you all think I should keep it up. Thanks for checking out my post!

In this issue, Bumblebee feels like he is more of a burden then a help to the Autobots and runs away from home. Issue 16 shows Bumblebee, that he is important, but along the way of discovering this the Decepticons try to attack him and use him as a Trojan horse against the Autobots. Before I get into the story lets check out the cover.

Transformers-Issue-16-CoverThe mostly purple cover with the Transformers logo in blue at the top depicts a scene of Bumblebee being attacked. Several aerial Decepticons, including Shockwave and Laserbeak open fire upon Bumblebee as two humans flee from underneath him. “BUMBLEBEE’S LAST STAND” is written in bold and in a lighter shade of purple so that it pops. This cover clearly is teasing the possible death of this beloved character.

The center of the story behind issue 16 is a Decepticon plan by Shockwave to install a device in Bumblebbe that will allow the Decepticons to control him. They believe they have the best chance to do this with Bumblebee because he is the weakest of all the Autobots.

Transformers-Issue-16-uslessOutside the ark, Bumblebee is feeling sorry for himself because of how useless he felt during the Autobots last battle. He decides it would be better for the Autobotos if he was less of a burden to them and ran away from home.

While driving away, Bumblebee is located by Laserbeak. The Decepticon alerts his comrades who attack. Bumblebee takes on damage, but still manages to evade the group of flying Decepticons by hiding in plain site inside of a car lot.

Inside the Autobot’s Ark, the Autobots watch the attack on Bumblebee happen on Television. Fearing for their friend’s safety the Autobots roll out to rescue their friend.

That evening a two men, Waldo Dobbs and Ernest, sneak into the car lot and hijack the Yellow Volkswagen known as Bumblebee. Bumblebee, goes along with the two men and finds himself enjoying showing off his driving abilities. Eventually the damage that Bumblebee suffered earlier catches up with him and the Volkswagen stalls out. One of the men tries to repair the vehicle which results in Bumblebee being restored to full operational power. Doing this also alerts the Decepticons, who attack Bumblebee once again.

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Bumblebee is ready to make his last stand against the Decepticons to protect his new human friends. Jetfire arrives to distract the Decepticons, but is quickly shot down. Bumblebee is left in a hot spot of trying to save Jetfire or save his human friends who are underneath a collapsing overpass.

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Optimus Prime and the other Autbots arrive in time to scare off the Decepticons from their attack. The comic book ends with Bumblebee realizing that he belongs with the Autobots and is an important member of the team.

My Thoughts On Issue 16

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Yup, you’re over reacting buddy.

Issue 16 was a very fast read. I think out of all 16 issues I have read up to this point, this issue read the fastest. The idea that Bumblebee feels worthless and runs away from his home comes off as forced and cheesy. I mean, you have a bunch of Autobots who have been fighting this war forever, right? Then, all of a sudden, one of them starts throwing a pity party for himself and runs away from home. It just feels forced.

I am not saying that this is a bad issue. Far from it actually. It just starts off week. I think it is important to remember that these stories where written in the 80s and for kids. If I look at the issue through kids eyes, I can totally accept the whole story very easily.

Transformers-Issue-16-ConvoyI found myself at the end of the story actually worried if the Autobots would catch up to Bumblebee in time to save him. I experienced a great comic book moment that caught me totally by surprise. That was when Jetfire swooped in at the last moment to save Bumblebee. Then, shortly after the rest of the Autobots joined in. It was really cool and I love those hold-your-breath moments.

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Wire-frame Image

As far as the art goes with this issue, the cover is nothing special to me. On the first page it looks like art was uses from the Bumblebee toy to show a wire frame version of him on a computer screen. There are of couple of panels I thought where very well drawn including the Autobots watching TV and when the Autobots appear to save Bumblebee.

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Transformers Review Issue 15: I, Robot-Master!

Youseph-Cover-15With Megaton on the loose trying to retake leadership of the Decepticons and a government plot to subdue the people amid rising fears of Transformers presents on earth comes issue 15, ‘I, Robot-Master!’

The cover of issue 15 is a comic book cover on a comic book cover. The comic is black with a white and blue Transformers logo at the top. The cover depicts another comic on the cover called ‘Robot Master’ with Megatron, Bumblebee, Soundwave and several other Transformers in the background. At the bottom is the Robot Master himself, Donny Finkleberg. On the left side of the comic reads in bold black lettering “THE MAN BEHIND THE MACHINES!”

Transformers-Issue-15-CoverIn this issue Megatron is scowering across the land looking for fuel. Eventually his body powers down in a Wyoming Coal mine like some great statue. His mind the only thing still functioning.

The Intelligence and Information Institute (I.I.I.) searches for a way to explain the Transformers tot he public that will be calming and prevent a wide spread panic. In a I.I.I.’s meeting to discuss options, G.B. Blackrock tries and fails to convince the governmental agency that the Autobots are earth’s friends and the Decepticons are everyone’s enemy. At the end of the agency’s meeting everyone is sent home to come up with an explainable cover story and not to return without some ideas.

Walter Barnett, a Triple I agent trying to come up with a cover story finds one while flipping through a copy of his son’s comic book, Robot-Master. Walter flies out to Marvel Comics’ head quarters to meet Robot Master’s Writer, Donny Finkleberg who has just lost his job. Walter takes Donny out to lunch where Walter discusses bringing Robot Master to life. Donny accepts the job offer.

Issue-15-TVOn TV the next day the whole country’s Television programs are interrupted by Donny Finkleberg dressed up like Robot Master. He states that all the Transformers are under his control. The Autobots who see this  are confused and ask G.B Blackrock for help understanding what is going on.

The following day a second broadcast shot at the Wyoming Coal mine uses a disable Megatron for Robot Master’s backdrop. This time the broadcast not only catches the attention of the Autobots but also the Decepticon, Soundwave. He goes out to find Megatron and refuel him. The Autobots know that Megatron could still pose a threat so they Transform and roll out. This is the first issue to have Optimus Prime actually utter the phrase “Transform and roll out”.

Issue-15-PrimeThe Autobots arrive at the Wyoming coal mine, but the human military reacts negativity to their presence. They don’t seem to understand the difference between Autobots and Decepticons. Soundwave, Laserbeak and Ravage arrive at the mine with fuel for Megatron. Once consumed he becomes active again. The four Decepticons start destroying everything around them and the Autobots are to damaged by the human military to help stop them. So, they retreat.

Megatron wants to kill the “Robot-Master” for claiming control over him during the TV broadcasts. But Donny Finkleberg convinces Megatron that continuing to tell the humans that the Autobots are as much of a threat to the them as the Decepticons on TV, the Autobots’ effort might continue to be stopped. Finkleberg’s life is spared for the time being.

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Brennan’s Texas Comic Book Wall

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Recently I was contacted by Brennan from Texas. He sent me a picture of his new comic book wall using the directions from my IKEA comic book hack. Brennan had the following story to share with us about this comics and his new comic book wall.

After most of my comics got destroyed in a flood about 6-7 years ago, I stopped collecting. But my parents found a box of stuff I stashed away in their garage and it turned out, most of my favorite issues and cover art were inside. Growing up, I was a bigger fan of the B-list Marvel heroes, guys like Dr. Strange, Moon Knight, Iron Fist, Black Panther and Black Knight. So naturally, I wanted a relatively inexpensive way to display them. After doing a little online research, I came across Youseph’s site and liked the results I saw.

There’s an IKEA near where my folks live in Dallas and I bought 16 frames for under $40.00, picked up some black card stock at the Hobby Lobby and some Command Picture Hanging Strips, so that there wouldn’t be any damage to my walls. I chose 16 of my favorite covers from the 40 or so books I had left in my long box and my girlfriend helped me hang them up in the office.

She loves them, I love them. The result was perfect. Now we’re thinking about hanging up 16 more in another part of the house! If it wasn’t for Youseph’s site, we’d have probably spent a lot more money. Thanks for the smart and effective tip!

If you have a comic book wall using the IKEA hack found here, please contact me. I would love to see how it turned out for you.